Creative Ways to Avoid Picking Up Your Toys

While picking B up from daycare one of the assistants wanted to bring some of B's recent behavior to my attention. She told me that while B did not get in trouble for his actions, she never-the-less thought I should be made aware of it. 

Here is the story that I was told: 

The kids had all been playing in the toy room and it was now time to pick up. B quickly announced that he had to go to the bathroom. I imagine what was said was, "I have to PEE!!" B has a tendency to try to avoid pick up time, but he also generally goes to the bathroom when he says he needs to go. He was allowed to leave the play room to take care of business. B is not familiar with what a "quick" bathroom break is. He is of the mind set that if you don't take off at least one piece of clothing, you're not doing it right. In the case of #2 breaks... well clothing is entirely optional. Knowing this, no one was surprised that he was gone a bit. However, after several minutes they started to wonder if he really was just trying to avoid pick up time all together. Someone decided to go check on him. Upon entering the bathroom they found B standing with his pants down. Not in front of the toilet... but in the tub. When asked if he had peed in the tub, he said, "No." He said this, of course, as he was actively peeing in the tub. 

After hearing this recounting of events I was asked if B does this at home. I had to say that no, he generally does not pee in the tub, but can and will when he's taking a shower. He is, in fact, on quite the shower kick lately. 

I said thank you and brought B out to the car to take him home. LMAO the whole way. 

That evening before his shower, B did go pee in the toilet before jumping in the shower. On his own.